Welcome to Giant Bomb College! Established in 2008 as part of Whiskey University, this fine institute of higher learning features a competitive matriculation rate, a verbal, non-binding promise that you may be employed in a field related to your major at some point after graduation, and a cafeteria that has avoided a single confirmed report of foodborne illnesses for three straight semesters. Here are some of the classes that you may be interested in as a freshman:
- Taco Bell: What The Cashiers Won’t Tell You
- Blink Once For Danger: Mastering Modern Meme-Making
- The Tricaster: What Do All These Buttons Do, Anyway? Let’s Just Press Them All At Once
- Chomping 101: Beginning Techniques
- Flight Instruction: You Might Take Off, But You Probably Won’t Land (parental waiver required)
You’ll find your course catalog in your dorm room, but you’ll probably also want to pick up a shirt or two! Available in two colors, the Giant Bomb Collegiate Shirt will broadcast at least one thing to everyone you meet: “This person probably should’ve paid more attention in high school.”
We have had a larger-than-usual number of reports of customs/tariffs charges being applied to Giant Bomb merchandise shipments to non-U.S. addresses. Usually these shipments will be held up at a customs office and require an additional payment to be released and shipped to the final destination. Unfortunately we cannot take responsibility for these charges and cannot issue refunds for them. If you live overseas, you may want to check with your customs office to see what amount of imported items will trigger these charges. Apologies!