Fidget Spinner

Just in time for 2018, this elegantly-crafted plastic thingy that’s attached to a ball bearing will surely earn its rightful place alongside your Pogs and Tamagotchis. Spin it! Throw it like a shuriken!* Eat it!** We’re sure you’ll find as many uses for it as we have. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the emergency room.

*Don’t do this.
**ESPECIALLY don’t do this.

Pre-order for these items has ended, and orders are shipping. We are working on adding additional inventory, and this items will be available once that inventory has been received.