"What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas."
That's an example of the edgy and controversial category of humor we call "Dad Jokes." Does it make sense? Is it funny? No and no. You know what does make sense? Purchasing this lovely Giant Bomb Dad Cap. In fact, if you buy one today, you have our solemn promise to cease telling you "jokes" like this:
"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi."
Technically these are barely even jokes at all! Which is appropriate, since I'm definitely not kidding when we say that this Dad Cap (appropriate for all genders, regardless of your parental status) is sure to be the highlight of your cap collection.
"Hi, 'definitely not kidding when we say that this Dad Cap (appropriate for all genders, regardless of your parental status) is sure to be the highlight of your cap collection.' I'm Dad."
You have the power to stop this! Simply buy one of these stylish caps, featuring a wonderful Giant Bomb logo on the front and a "GB" logo on the snap buckle, today.
We have had a larger-than-usual number of reports of customs/tariffs charges being applied to Giant Bomb merchandise shipments to non-U.S. addresses in 2016. Usually these shipments will be held up at a customs office and require an additional payment to be released and shipped to the final destination. Unfortunately we cannot take responsibility for these charges and cannot issue refunds for them. If you live overseas, you may want to check with your customs office to see what causes these customs charges to be applied. The U.K. seems to charge VAT if the value of your order and the shipping charges gets above 15 pounds, so keep that in mind!